Thursday, October 15, 2009

Distributed Failure Podcasts and You

For awhile now it looks like I keep forgetting to update this blog. To your right you can find the latest podcasts in the podcast feeds.

If you want to listen to the show, discuss the show, then please go to pixelatedsausage.com It's kind of our new home. The podcast go on as always.

Kush made us a nice site, so we are going to use it. Peace out!

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Episode 74:Playing Scribblenauts while Smoking Pot

There was no actual smoking of pot during the recording of this show. I just happen to enjoy rhyming and "pot" was the first thing that popped into my head. Anyway, another episode of Distributed Failure is here for everyone to enjoy. This week's episode features the usual discussion of XBL Indies, as well as a decent chat on Scribblenauts.

This week's "What We've Been Playing" features discussion on an array of different XBL Indies, Scribblenauts, WET, Muramasa: The Demon Blade, FUEL, Naruto: Rise of a Ninja, Retro Game Challenge, Darkest of Days, Final Fantasy VII, and plenty more. We follow that up with some gaming news including the rumored Wii price cut, the Modern Warfare 2 250GB X360 bundle, the release of the Zune HD, and much more.

We end the show with the return of "The Sausage Dump" and discuss the douche bag that is Kanye West, some wonderful tips for online dating, and plenty of television chitchat! Don't forget to rate/review us on iTunes.

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Thursday, September 10, 2009

DF73: Dante's Inferno > God of War 3

This week's ''What We've Been Playing'' features discussion on a slew of XBL Indie titles, Batman: Arkham Asylum, Section 8, Muramasa: The Demon Blade, FUEL, F.E.A.R. 2 single-player DLC, Cabela's Big Game Hunter 2010, The Chronicles of Riddick: Assault on Dark Athena, and much more. We follow that up with some PAX discussion featuring games like Heavy Rain, Mass Effect 2, Dante's Inferno, God of War 3, Borderlands,Dust: An Elysian Tail, Split Second, and plenty more. We follow that up with some quick gaming news and end the show with a celebration of the SEGA Dreamcast's 10th anniversary.

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Thursday, September 3, 2009

DF72: We Go Gay For Gay Tony

Another episode of Distributed Failure is here for even more listening displeasure. This week's episode features a heavy dose of XBL Indie discussion (better get used to it) and a decent amount of gaming news. BigSt3ph3n's internet sucks it up quite a bit in this episode, but we still managed to pull out a pretty good show.

This week's "What We've Been Playing" features discussion on a slew of XBL Indie titles, Batman: Arkham Asylum, FUEL, F.E.A.R. 2 single-player DLC, Prince of Persia, Castlevania: Order of Ecclesia, Lumines Live, and much more. We follow that up with some gaming news including the acquisition of Marvel by Disney for four billion dollars, the announcement of a new Okami game for DS, Shadow Complex selling 200K copies, and much more.

We end the show with yet another Sausage Dump of craptastic film discussion. We talk about a few TV shows (The Shield kicks ass) and discuss whether Michael Bay is brilliant or just a steaming pile of crap.
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Friday, August 28, 2009

DF #71: Who Did Batman Date Last Night?

Another week and another episode of Distributed Failure is here for your listening displeasure. This week's episode features a heavy dose of XBL Indie discussion and spoiler-free impressions for Batman: Arkham Asylum. BigSt3ph3n had to leave the show early, but we still managed to pull off a fairly well-sized show.

This week's "What We've Been Playing" features discussion on a slew of XBL Indie titles, Batman: Arkham Asylum, FUEL, Wolfenstein, G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra, UFC 2009 Undisputed , and much more. We follow that up with some gaming news including the announcement of yet another Wii peripheral, the announcement of new Red Faction: Guerrilla DLC, the possibility of a seasonal subscription fee for 1 vs 100, and plenty more.

We end the show with yet another Sausage Dump of extremely boring proportions. We talk about a few recent films and TV shows, but then Rob brings the show to a screeching halt with a retelling of his recent car trouble! We hope you enjoy the show and don't forget to rate/review us on iTunes.
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DF70: W3 MAED A P0DC@5T W1TH GAM3Z 1N IT!!!1

Another week and another episode of Distributed Failure is here for your listening displeasure. We're back with our longest episode yet!. This week's show features a heavy dose of new games we've played, some big gaming news, and a fiery Sausage Dump. Let's start things off like every other week and get right into "What We've Been Playing".

This week's "What We've Been Playing" features discussion of Shadow Complex, Wolfenstein, Lost Planet 2, Mini Ninjas, Madden 10, DiRT 2, I MADE A GAM3 W1TH Z0MBIES 1N IT!!!1, and much more. We follow that up with some gaming news such as the big announcement of the "PS3 Slim" and the price cut to $299, the announcement of Fable III, and plenty more.

We end the show as always with the Sausage Dump and feature some heated discussion on a few new films that have recently been released. We disagree on District 9 (sad face), but thankfully we all agree that the G.I. Joe film is absolutely terrible! We hope you enjoy the show and don't forget to rate/review us on iTunes.

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Thursday, August 13, 2009

DF69: Batman Loves Pumpkins

Another week and another episode of Distributed Failure is here for your listening displeasure. We're back with another long episode this week thanks to BigSt3ph3n's return from his drug-induced coma. We have an etremely long Sausage Dump this week, but let's start things off like every other week and get right into "What We've Been Playing".

This week's "What We've Been Playing" features discussion of FUEL, Trials HD, Batman: Arkham Asylum, Prototype, Gear of War 2, Red Faction: Guerrilla, and much more. We also reminisce on our past experiences with GTAIV multiplayer and what we'd like to see from the upcoming DLC. We follow that up with some gaming news including the ridiculous pricing of Games On Demand for the Xbox 360 and the delay for the console versions of Dragon Age: Origins.

We end the show as always with the Sausage Dump and feature some discussion on the new site design and forums (which you should join right this second!). We also have an epic story from BigSt3ph3n and his adventures during his little vacation! We hope you enjoy the show and don't forget to rate/review us on iTunes.
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Thursday, August 6, 2009

DF 68.5: Re-Shellshocked

Another week and another episode of Distributed Failure is here for your listening displeasure. We have a shorter episode this week due to BigSt3ph3n's absence, thus why this episode is only called "68.5" and not the epic "69". We have a fairly decent-sized Sausage Dump this week, but let's start things off like every other week and get right into "What We've Been Playing".

This week's "What We've Been Playing" features discussion of X-Men Origins: Wolverine, Shellshock 2: Blood Trails, Terminator Salvation, Destroy All Humans! Path of the Furon, TMNT: Turtles in Time Re-Shelled, Final Fantasy IV: The After Years, Shatter, and much more. We follow that up with some gaming news including the new Left 4 Dead DLC, the Starcraft II delay, the announcement of a Wii-port of COD4, and plenty more.

We end the show with a Sausage Dump featuring some film discussion including Funny People and The Brothers Bloom. We also talk about some TV shows and some exciting news from Comic-Con!

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Thursday, July 30, 2009

DF68: Marvel Vs. Cricket

This week's ''What We've Been Playing'' features discussion of 'Splosion Man, Marvel vs Capcom 2, The Secret of Monkey Island: Special Edition, Ninja Blade, Overlord II, Fuel, and much more. We follow that up with some gaming news including the Splinter Cell: Conviction delay, the announcement of a sequel to The Darkness, Warren Spector's Disney game, and plenty more.

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Thursday, July 23, 2009

Distributed Failure Episode 67: THE WORLDS GREATEST YARD SALE!!!

This week we splode all over the place. We discuss Splosion man, Fuel, Rock Band 2 DLC, Madden 10 demo, Nascar 09, Monopoly, Hour of Victory, Eternal Sonata, FF CC My life as a Darklord. We discuss avatar items we would like to see, the news, and Big St3ph3n almost dying in a horrible car accident. This whopper of a show weighs in at 2 hours.

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Wednesday, July 15, 2009

DF Episode 66: Big St3ph3n joins up

Another week and another episode of Distributed Failure is here for your listening displeasure. We have an extra long and extra special episode for all our listeners this week. We have a special guest who will be joining us as a permanent co-host for as long as he wants. This special guest goes by the name of BigSt3ph3n, formerly of Why Are We Friends, and he is big, black, and proud! (minus the being black part) We had a blast with our new guest this week and hopefully you enjoy this new addition just as much as us!

This week's "What We've Been Playing" features a very lengthy and in-depth discussion on Call of Juarez: Bound in Blood, as well as some little baby discussions on The Secret of Monkey Island: Special Edition, Wheelman, Sonic Unleashed, Bionic Commando, Raiden Fighters Aces, and much more! We follow that up with some gaming news including the Bioshock 2 delay, the leaked redesign of the Tomb Raider franchise, and the absolutely ridiculous "Prestige Edition" of Modern Warfare 2.

We end the show with a tiny Sausage Dump. We talk about a few of TV shows once again including True Blood, Weeds, and BigSt3ph3n's man-crush for Grey's Anatomy. We hope you enjoy the show and don't forget to rate/review us on iTunes.


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Thursday, July 9, 2009

DF Episode 65

This week we talk about Battlefield 1943, Final Fantasy 4:The After Years, Fuel, Red Faction, and much more. Then we talk about Transformers 2, what romantic movies we loved and Johny Depp... yes we did.

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Friday, July 3, 2009

DF-64: Ski-Doo Gives us Wood

Another week and another episode of Distributed Failure is in the bag. This week's "What We've Been Playing" features discussion on Tiger Words PGA Tour 10, Ski-Doo Snowmobile Challenge, BlazBlue: Calamity Trigger, Overlord II, Yosumin!, Kodu Game Lab, and more! We follow that up with some gaming news including Universal winning the rights for an Asteroids film, Sony patenting PS2 emulation for the PS3, and Marvelous Entertainment possibly bringing their games to the X360 and PS3.

We end the show with a Sausage Dump of governmental rage! I(Kush) discuss my experience with what we call, "jury duty", and it's quite the tale. We also talk about our most recent Netflix adventures and talk about how we're both gay and want to see The Proposal. We hope you enjoy the show and don't forget to rate/review us on iTunes.
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Saturday, June 27, 2009

Distributed Failure: Episode 63

We recorded episode 63 this week. But blogger was being a pain, so I am adding it a few days late.

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Thursday, June 18, 2009

DF Episode 62: Slow week

This week we talk about bad selling Bionic Commando, Max Payne 3, and the rumors of the next Xbox. We talk about Trash Panic on PSN, Ghostbusters on 360, Endwar, Star Ocean 4. And we create the most awesome on rails shooter ever. Short show. But hey we tried, we did the best we could with what we were given...

THATS WHAT SHE SAID!!!




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Thursday, June 11, 2009

Episode 61: Back 2 Failure

Well after tons of great shows in a row, failure strikes again. We talk about what Kush has been playing, and the Rob's mic dies, and the second half of the show he is way too low. But we deliver the show anyway.

We talk about Prototype, Phantasy Star II, Gunstar Heroes, cheap DS games like N+, Ninja Gaiden DS, and Ninjatown.

Sorry for the audio.
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Thursday, May 28, 2009

DF Episode 59: Sony hates Kush

This week we talk about Rob's UFC experience, inFAMOUS, Terminator Salvation, Bionic Commando, Wallace and Grommit, Saints Row 2 Monster Hunter 3, and the Friday Night 4 demo and many other games. However Sony sabotages Kush mic when he rants about greatest hits games. We then talk about the news, and movies, and Rob tells the horrifying story of how he almost got into a fist fight after Star Trek.

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Friday, May 22, 2009

DF Episode 58: Bionic Wheelman

This week we say good bye to an old friend... Gus is taking a hiatis from the show, and me and Kush soldier on. We talk about Infamous Demo, The Red Faction MP demo, Wheelman, Sacred 2, Peggle DS, Lode Runner, Valkyria Chronicles and Rob goes in depth with Bionic Commando.

All this, plus news, and the sausage dump.

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Thursday, May 14, 2009

Distributed Failure Episode 57: Canada eh!

This week we have a split show. Rob and Kush talk about Sacred 2: Fallen Angel, Left 4 Dead Survival mode, Soul Calibur 4, and the entire hour they played a rapid succession of games, including Multiplayer Game of the Year: Legendary. Rob talks about Rune Factory Frontier for the Wii. Then in the last bit Gus and Kush talk about Patapon 2, Netflix. Join us for the Failure.

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Friday, May 8, 2009

Distributed Failure Episode 56: Slot Seeds

This week we got a late start as well, Friday. But we don't skimp on the quality. We talk about Plants vs. Zombies, The Wolverine game and the movie, The newest Fallout 3 DLC. Learn why Gus is not playing Patapon 2 due to Distributing Failures :). Kush hates on Tomb Raider Underworld, and her killing of Blood thirsty evil tigers. Rob ends the show with his chick flick of the week on Netflix instant streaming. All this and more.

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Wednesday, April 29, 2009

DF Episode 55: Oh Yeah

This week Rob returns from his bout with the swine flu. Gus finishes Dawn of War 2, Rob and Kush hate swinging, and we hear about the weird fetishes that are alive on the internet.

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Saturday, April 25, 2009

Episode 54: The one without Rob

A new episode of Distributed Failure is up for your listening displeasure and honestly I don't feel like writing much today so I'll keep things short. This week's episode is without Rob, breaking his streak of 53 straight episodes...Be sure to email us and tell us how much better the show is without him so he gets all depressed and emo!

In "What We've Been Playing" we discuss Dawn of War II, A Kingdom for Keflings, MLB 09 The Show, Flock!, Kingdom Under Fire: Circle of Doom, and an interesting XNA game called: Game about a soup factory. After that we dive into some gaming news including the always rumbling rumor of Marvel vs. Capcom 2 being announced for XBLA/PSN, as well as the announcement of early GOTY-contender ... Lego Rock Band. That's pretty much what this show is all about. Love it. Download it. Delete it. Repeat.
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Friday, April 17, 2009

Episode 53: We Love the Chronic...what!!! cles of Valkyria

This week we get into Outrun Arcade, Chronicles of Riddick, Godfather 2, Valkyria Chronicles DLC, TOmb Raider Underworld DLC, the Fat Princess Beta and the Red Faction demo. We then take a look at Rob's Netflix pick, what he is reading... and we talk about what we want to see at E3... all without Gus.

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Thursday, April 9, 2009

Distributed Failure Episode 52: Gus actually played a game

This week we bring you over an hour and a half of failure. We talk about Valkyria Chronicles, and the upcoming DLC, get into why Gears of War 2 on Insane can ruin friendships. Gus tells us how awesome it was to play Magic the Gathering. Rob tries to explain why he is playing Star Ocean 4, and realizes that he doesn't even know why. And for some reason we get into a discussion on movies. Another Failure is GOOO!!!

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Thursday, April 2, 2009

Distributed Failure Episode 51: Henry has a Hatful

These week we are Gusless... why, because he had to go play Magic the Gathering *cough* nerd *cough*. But me and Kush soldier on. We talk about henry Hatsworth, Suikoden on DS. We shit all over Blue Dragon, and we then talk about Kush's new upcoming podcast. The craplog.

Hope you guys enjoy.

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Thursday, March 26, 2009

Distributed Failure Episode 50: 32 MB Memory Sticks are the Bomb yo!

This week we talk about games, Like Far Cry 2, FEAR 2, Peggle. Gus explains how awesome the Patapon 2 Demo... (It rocks his socks off... maybe?) And we talk about how much Rob loves nintendo this week, but hates E-harmony.com

Its another episode failure.
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Friday, March 20, 2009

Distributed Failure Episode 49

A brand new episode of Distributed Failure is now up for your listening displeasure! This week's episode is a bit odd, but we do have an extra special guest that our longtime listeners may remember. That's right, the one, the only, the hero has returned for a special guest appearance. Still lost on who I'm talking about? It's Brukaoru, the little lady who showed us how great the word "bundle" could be.

This week's episode features some in depth discussion on Resident Evil 5 and GTA: Chinatown Wars, as well as our thoughts on MadWorld, Killzone 2 (after I finally beat the game), Suikoden, Hasbro Family Game Night (fuck you Scrabble), Tales of the Abyss, and even more on Street Fighter IV. We follow that up with some listener questions and then end the show with our latest "Question of the Week".

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Thursday, March 12, 2009

Distributed Failure Episode 48: Where in the World is Gus Yoo

This week we talk about Tales of Symphonia: Dawn of the New World, Wheelman, Peggle, Final Fantasy Crystal Defenders, F.E.A.R., Afro Samurai, more Killzone 2. And we introduce the new segment, The Sausage Dump, the Off topic part of the show, this week we talk about who Watched the Watchmen.

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Thursday, March 5, 2009

Episode 47: Rob renames the Dog Killzone

This week we talk about the plethora of demos on Xbox live this week. We get into Rob's love of Killzone 2, and still says Boy and his Blob on Wii is going to be Game of the Year. Then we give our opinions on Used Games, Gamestop, and games as art, and if R* pushing the envelope is art.

Games we discus are, Wheelman, Riddick, Legends of Wrestling, Street Fighter IV, Wanted, Killzone 2, Noby noby boy, Flower, Afro Samurai, Spider-man Web of Shadows, GTA IV Lost and Damned,NFL Head Coach 09

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Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Episode 46: Happy Anniversary

One year of doing this podcast. We talk about the games we have been playing, like Star Ocean: The Last Hope, 50 Cent Blood on the Sand, Noby Noby Boy, Killzone 2 demo, Peggle, and some more Mercenaries 2. So get out your party favors and celebrate with us, or don't... but Gus would say, "that is whack".

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Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Episode 45: Phil is ba....... OH A CONTEST!!!!

This week Phil comes back, Kush is out, We have a n00b join us, The Gamer Geek, and we are giving a game away. Listen to this week's show as we talk about Flower, GTA IV Lost and the Damned, Loco Roco 2, LIT, Tales of Symphonia, Burnout Paradise, Sonic Ultimate Genesis Collection, Street Fighter IV. We reminisce on our first completed games. And if you know the secret Phrase, send it to distributedfailure@gmail.com for a chance to win a game of your choice.

Come Back Next week for our 1 year anniversary.

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Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Episode 44: Rob Hates Killzone 2

After the great hard drive crash of 2009, the crew is back. They mostly talk about what they have been playing, who Gus is plugging, and how Valentine's day is around the corner... and what are they doing for their special ladies... Plus Rob hates Killzone... that is all.

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Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Episode 43: Resident Evil 5, Sucks

Man this show is back to form after taking a break last week. Hilarity ensues right from the beginning as we give out Gamertags, Rob gives out his wii friend code. We talk about how accurate grenades are in Call of Duty: World at War, plus we talk about Fallout 3 and the new DLC, Castlevania: Order of Ecclesia on ds, the F.E.A.R. 2 demo, The Maw, Spore, and how to defeat those difficult challenges on Saints Row 2. DF is back baby, I hope you brought an extra pair of shorts.

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Thursday, January 15, 2009

Episode 42: Its a Question, dammit

This week we answer Listner Questions, we also take credit that Atlus is putting Persona 1 on the PSP after listening to our show a few weeks ago. We talk a lot about Street Fighter 2, more Persona 4, Fallout 3, Left 4 Dead and some Pc games like The Witcher and the Longest Journey and X-com.

Know it, Love it, its Distributed Failure video game podcast.

Episode 42

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Episode 41: Premature Eradication

This episode we talk about the games of 2008 and talk a little bit about 2009. Its the start of another year of the failure.

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